I realize there are many reasons my mom loves me. Number one might be my charming, outgoing, fun loving, weird personality.
Number two might be my strength and courage and ability to protect her, trust me you wanna back down from this gun fight.
Number three might be how smart I am, you see here I'm already teaching others.
Or it might be my ability to stay untraceable to anyone tracking me down. I can avoid eye contact and make people only see parts of me so I am unidentifiable... see below
Or this part might really piss her off since these were almost perfect pictures but I can't sit my ass still for two frickin seconds.
I like to go with my first idea though!!